Wednesday 13 All American Massacre Signed Card

WEDNESDAY 13 ALL AMERICAN MASSACRE Autographed Card.

If you still believe, then this genuine signed card by Wednesday 13 might be right up your alley. 

Easy now, homeboy Wednesday is no infamous criminal or anything of the such.  Matter of fact if ever you've met the fellow, especially nowadays or back when I did in 2017 you'd suspect it all a facade........and it is. Now I don't know him in his personal life, but Wednesday is about as much of a spectacle as, but just as entertaining, the professional wrestling he himself is a fan of (..pssst The Nature Boy is his favorite).  Sex, drugs and Rock 'N Roll???  A little of the latter, that's it.  "Toke, choke shoot it up all at the same time"??  Nope, all that must have been Joey Jordison's idea.....shit I always bet on the wrong race.  No Wednesday prefers playing with GI Joe dolls and the like backstage while out on tour.  That's right no hypodermics, no orgies and blow jobs, and definitely no living his lyrics. 

Or maybe I'm lying, and you still wanna believe.  Then believe, and for Hell's sake buy this signed card, it's legit. Don't meet your idols.....Don't have any idols.....But if you must have idols then make sure your idols are long gone dead.  Paraphrasing the great dead Irish writer James Joyce, "The dead only get better with the passage of time, it's the living that go on to deteriorate and disappoint.".  Y'know in summary, I kinda wish I were dead.  R.I.P. Joey Jordison